Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
1Universal_Turtle 2 mon.agoLots if folks upvoted (thank you!) but some other folks decided I need to be taught a lesson in zoology and that I should be more precise, lest I insult the honor of Grizzlies and Pandas and bunch them up with lowly Koalas. These concerned citizens accurately called out that saying "Koala Bear" is wrong given they are actually marsupials, not bears. I stand corrected! Seems I will carry this un-bear-able shame and mistake with me for life. I should have realized they don't koalafy as bears. I apologize to Winnie the Poo and Baloo. I also wanted to correct other aspects of my joke, for the historical record, and make sure these good citizens of under the bridge are aware that real bears don't wear socks. So in effect the entire premise of the joke was a fantasy scenario. Mea culpa.
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